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The paddlings will continue until morale improves!

noreply@blogger.com (The Nomad) — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 16:44:00 +0000

You've read all the news stories....there's too much to say about this one.....!
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Eye opening new study results........(from The Onion)

noreply@blogger.com (The Nomad) — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 20:29:00 +0000

Study: Nearly 80 Percent Of Roommates Got So Drunk Last Night

Resurrection....

noreply@blogger.com (The Nomad) — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 20:06:00 +0000

Greetings my 1 remaining reader...I have been either working in Arkansas at a Tyson poultry farm as a fertility technician or at a substance abuse center I can't tell...but rest easy my babies The Nomad is back with more merriment and ponderous postings...!
Cheers!

Need stains removed use Cheer..Need Love removed? Call The Cult!

noreply@blogger.com (The Nomad) — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:34:00 +0000

Yeah Baby! This is no shame Rock N Roll undiluted and sold under the counter!
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Polygamy : Hot or Not?

noreply@blogger.com (The Nomad) — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 23:43:00 +0000

Some unknown comedian said it best: "Why on earth would any man want more than 1 wife???"

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Gotta Gotta Free Earl!

noreply@blogger.com (The Nomad) — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 21:00:00 +0000

OK... so I guess the new episodes of Earl (End of the writers strike) have me on an Earl trip...here's the video that united the world to right the great injustice that befell our hero...;) Cheers!

Hi 'o Silver!

noreply@blogger.com (The Nomad) — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 21:07:00 +0000

Cheers to the Lone Ranger!

Catalina knows what the internet is for!

noreply@blogger.com (The Nomad) — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:08:00 +0000

Catalina is her name on the show for non-fans....I think she pretty much embodies the spirit of ThoughtCrime......!(Who am I kidding..? If she "embodied" this humble blog this blog would be freakin Google and selling shares to the public..! ;) )
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1973 California Jam - Deep Purple sticks it to ABC...

noreply@blogger.com (The Nomad) — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 20:48:00 +0000

Here's the legend: ABC televised the 1973 California Jam which Emerson Lake and Palmer headlined(!) right after Purple (poor bastards). Supposedly, Purple specifically stated in the contract that they were to perform at or after sundown (presumably for the full effect of their light show). Well unlike most rock festivals, this one was ahead of schedule and Purple were asked to go on before sundown and Guitarist Ritchie Blackmore (known even then to be "temperamental") locked himself in his dressing room and refused to come out. The suits at ABC supposedly threatened to call the cops and have Blackmore arrested and Blackmore finally relented and went onstage but at the end of their set Blackmore took out his anger on an ABC camera and almost blew the whole damn stage up! He impulsively told his roadie to pour some gas into one of his amp heads and light it which he did with the results you see here! Supposedly ABC was livid and had the cops ready to arrest him after the show but the group was already arranged to leave the gig by helicopter, which they did and and made their way back to the hotel and then very quickly flew back overseas via regular airline thus avoiding the strong arm of the law!

Whew!...... Long story but part of Rock n Roll folklore! enjoy!

Borat - Throw the Jew Down the Well!!

noreply@blogger.com (The Nomad) — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 06:34:00 +0000

**First of all, this is a comedy bit! From the comedic genius of Cohen..(Borat) .Don't take it seriously,,,Cohen himself is jewish ...(hence the joke.....)
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Here are your new democratic nominees....!

noreply@blogger.com (The Nomad) — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 00:30:00 +0000

According to some genealogists Hillary and Obama are not only 9th cousins..but related to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie....personally I would rather have Pitt and Jolie in the White House....! We should have new currency printed for the best looking First Couple in American history! .

Brangelina for President!!!
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Eliot Spitzer sex scandal, See what tax $ Might have paid for!

noreply@blogger.com (The Nomad) — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 21:36:00 +0000

You get what you pay for.....! This is meant as a non-judgmental look at the type of organization this politician was supposedly consorting with. Which we as taxpayers of all states deserve to know.... It is not a condemnation or blessing of whatever took place...... if anything did.... which is his and his creator's business.... IMHO!
Cheers!
P.S. I'll take that blonde in the black "pajamas"! :) ....... to testify that is ...! before a court if there is a trial....(yeah..thats it! ;)

Who said Romance is dead?...

noreply@blogger.com (The Nomad) — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 01:51:00 +0000

Around my neck I wear a ring......it belongs to the one who loves me as I am....I may have met her already or not...(?) ..but it bears the inscription.."To One Far Away"... ..because I feel she is far away....but one day I will meet her.. ..... I 'm glad to lighten the mood at the party....! Happy Easter!

Cheers all...

The Nomad

Fox News reports on Iron Maiden...?? (!)

noreply@blogger.com (The Nomad) — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 20:55:00 +0000

Up The Irons!

"My name in print....things are going to start happening to me now!"

noreply@blogger.com (The Nomad) — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 02:02:00 +0000

;)

Roid Rage:

noreply@blogger.com (The Nomad) — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 03:23:00 +0000

Now the washington suits want to investigate Roger Clemens and others for using HGH ?(Human Growth Hormone) My question: Where can I get some? Isn't there a war somewhere or houses being lost by American families left and right? ....and washington is holding hearings over whether a guy who throws a baseball took some injection of basically an energy booster?? They can't control iraq but they want to throw the book at baseball players....makes sense to me!!
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Is it all over yet? (yawn)...

noreply@blogger.com (The Nomad) — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:43:00 +0000

......hello?....I have just apparently awoken from a deep and badly needed hibernation....are the elections over? I assume the Pats beat the cowboys...and that actress that plays Ugly Betty was Mr. Amigo........well, I will be posting at my former feverish pace ;) now that spring has sprung! Cheers to all!

The Nomad

crappy... I mean happy valentines day...!

noreply@blogger.com (The Nomad) — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 05:18:00 +0000

I'll be waiting by the mailbox for a valentine from the red headed girl...this will be the year...!
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Decision 2008: Bullshit?

noreply@blogger.com (The Nomad) — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 03:33:00 +0000

Click on the link at the bottom for a very revealing look at the 2008 elections..(this content was taken from http://www.theonion.com/content/) a very cool site I highly recommend!
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http://www.theonion.com/content/video/poll_bullshit_is_most_important

Bigfoot Takes a Needed Vacation.....

noreply@blogger.com (The Nomad) — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 01:23:00 +0000

"Bigfoot" or Sasquatch" as "it" is otherwise known was recently spotted on holiday on the planet Mars.
The reclusive creature has been recently rumored by close friends as "troubled" . A source close to ThoughtCrime who we will call "The Barfly" received an email from the mysterious Man-Beast last week which partially read : " I need to get away from all this bullshit man.. I had heard about Brownsville, Texas from a buddy and I made it down there on an 18 wheeler hidden amongst the cargo but they have some elections going on and the shit is just too negative for my taste ...so I hooked up with my government connection and got a lift to Mars....just to reflect and get away from it all...I can only stay for a week and am thinking of relocating to Finland but some buds have told me San Marcos is the place to be so we'll see..."

Good luck Sas...
Cheers!
The Nomad

ThoughtCrime's "Political Stance"

noreply@blogger.com (The Nomad) — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 03:18:00 +0000

I tip my hat to all the "heavy" bloggers in town who dare to cover the political scene....it is a serious and complicated task that they are undertaking and we need those sites. ThoughtCrime is (as if you hadn't noticed) dedicated to the more light-hearted events in our world,which to me, are just as important....having said that..the song "Peace Sells(But Who's Buying?" by Megadeth sums up ThoughtCrime's Political views....
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Fiddling(around) while Romo burns.....

noreply@blogger.com (The Nomad) — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 06:51:00 +0000

The papers and blogs will be blazing with accusations that Tony Romo's trip to Mexico with his Uberbabe were the cause of the Cowboy's loss...but let's get real boys and girls ....do you think if he was alone in his hotel room having milk and cookies the game would have been any different? He did what anyone in their right mind would have done....relaxed and "unwinded" with his girlfriend....I am not a cowboy fan but I think the world needs to cut Tony R some slack.....
Cheers!

noreply@blogger.com (The Nomad) — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 03:31:00 +0000

Jan. 7-14: Oops, Dr. Phil Did It Again

Posted Thu. Jan 10, 6:05 PM ET by Lyndsey Parker in That's Really Week

Man, Oprah Winfrey isn't having much luck with doctors lately, is she? First she had a plastic surgeon named Dr. Jan Adams guest on her show--the same scandal-ridden scalpel-man who later adminstered that fateful, allegedly fatal operation on Kanye West's mother, Donda. (This week's L.A. Coroner's report on Donda was inconclusive, by the way.) And now Oprah's longtime crony Dr. Phil McGraw is getting flak over his own involvement in an almost equally tragic hospital case, that of Britney Spears.

It all started innocently enough, when Spears family matriarch Lynne invited the tough-talking celebrity shrink to visit Britney at Cedars-Sinai last weekend, where the troubled pop star was being sequestered for observation after a bizarre child-custody standoff with police on January 3. Now, Mama Spears could have phoned up any professional in L.A.'s admittedly saturated mental-health market, but of course she just had to choose the one she'd seen on the tee-vee, the one famous for colorful colloquialisms like "you don't need tight-fitting pants to laminate your shirt" and "you don't need a porcupine to tickle a gypsy." (Okay, okay we admit we got those sayings from a funny time-wasting site called the "Dr. Phil Random Quote Generator" and that Dr. Phil never actually uttered those specific words...but you get our point.)

"The family basically extended an invitation of trust for him to come in as a resource to support them, not to go out and make public statements," an irate Lou said Wednesday on The Today Show. "Any statement publicly that he made, because he was brought in under this cloak of trust, [is] just inappropriate...he was not invited to make this part of a public display or part of the media."

Dr. Phil has since cancelled his (seemingly self-serving) plan to shoot a Britney-themed episode of his talk show, though he insists that the episode was originally her family's idea--a claim substantiated by Britney's own manager, Sam Lufti. In the doc's typical outspoken manner, Dr. Phil defended his controversial actions by declaring on Entertainment Tonight, "Somebody needs to step up and get this young woman into some quality care--and I do not apologize one whit, not one second, for trying to make that happen." Allrighty, then... (END)

Britney, you did it again.........I wish she hadn't shaved her head....but she apparently might have some "issues" going on....Oh How I long for the days when she was dancing around in her schoolgirl outfit! Away from all these problems.....personally I think if she did 6 months in rehab she should team up with Hillary or Obama and then we could watch some fireworks....."If there's a new way ..I'll be the first in line" ...Dave Mustaine ;)

Cheers!

Controlling the music volume/song selection in order to hear video clips

noreply@blogger.com (The Nomad) — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 22:30:00 +0000

I have been asked a couple of times about how visitors cannot hear the audio on the video clips properly because of the music playing on my main page player....just click on the "pause" button on the media player (usually: '' ) you can also click on the forward and back arrows to cycle through the playlist of tunes.... you don't have to wait for it to play all the way through...just give it a few seconds to load the tune up.

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Ringing in the New Year with...More Cowbell!

noreply@blogger.com (The Nomad) — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 22:02:00 +0000

I hope you all had a festive New Year's Eve and woke up safe and snug at home(or at least not behind bars(the iron kind!).
I know my 2 readers are hip & savvy and have probably seen this clip before but just for kicks let's revisit this classic SNL skit...as I will probably make references to it often(very cyber-geeky of me I know but you can be suave and cool and a cyber-geek too right?) I want to start my New Year with a humorous outlook because I think I'm going to need it given the looks of things in "the real world".
Cheers!