
"Bigfoot" or Sasquatch" as "it" is otherwise known was recently spotted on holiday on the planet Mars.
The reclusive creature has been recently rumored by close friends as "troubled" . A source close to ThoughtCrime who we will call "The Barfly" received an email from the mysterious Man-Beast last week which partially read : " I need to get away from all this bullshit man.. I had heard about Brownsville, Texas from a buddy and I made it down there on an 18 wheeler hidden amongst the cargo but they have some elections going on and the shit is just too negative for my taste ...so I hooked up with my government connection and got a lift to Mars....just to reflect and get away from it all...I can only stay for a week and am thinking of relocating to Finland but some buds have told me San Marcos is the place to be so we'll see..."
Good luck Sas...
Cheers!
The Nomad