"Bigfoot" or Sasquatch" as "it" is otherwise known was recently spotted on holiday on the planet Mars.
The reclusive creature has been recently rumored by close friends as "troubled" . A source close to ThoughtCrime who we will call "The Barfly" received an email from the mysterious Man-Beast last week which partially read : " I need to get away from all this bullshit man.. I had heard about Brownsville, Texas from a buddy and I made it down there on an 18 wheeler hidden amongst the cargo but they have some elections going on and the shit is just too negative for my taste ...so I hooked up with my government connection and got a lift to Mars....just to reflect and get away from it all...I can only stay for a week and am thinking of relocating to Finland but some buds have told me San Marcos is the place to be so we'll see..."
Good luck Sas...
Cheers!
The Nomad
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Maybe those hicks in Central Texas were actually seeing some sort of Bigfoot Total Interspace Travel System (lets call it BigTITS for short). Oh wait, the government says it was just military aircraft. . .
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